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I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
thanks for the request, anon! this was really fun!
and a big thanks to my friend Eve for helping me with the background!
(and by helping i mean she did it for me)
i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
I think you just summed up every British persons thoughts about America in one long sentence
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
Japan will always get better commercials than us.
The best evidence of this is this series of Fanta commercials.
I fucking love the kids in these commercials they’re all like “man, FUCK this school”
“He’s hard to follow”
I’M GOING TO PEE
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
*reads first book in series* wow I can’t put this book down it is perfectly written and fantastic
*reads second book in series* everything I wanted to happen in the first book is happening now cue plot twist
*reads final book* what the actual fuck
I’ve been waiting for this gifset foreverMe tooooo
The three different kinds of exam takers.